Campout!

Okay I'm soooooo sorry I forgot to tell you about how AWESOME the camp out was. I was probably so awestruck that I forgot all about you (no offense!)!




So we got to the camp ground at approximately...some time and were supposed to set up our tent and such but we got distracted and started to get, our captive, Preying Mantis to eat a cricket we caught. But no matter what we did we couldn't get some killing so we gave up and went to one of my leader's cabin to grab another canoe for the next day when we were to go on the reservoir. And on the way there I was yelled at to "smack that!" and I had no idea what they were talking about until I noticed that there was a COW by my window (seriously how do you miss a COW!)! Anyway when we got there we grabbed some wood and me and HIM2 climbed, using our insane Ninja skills, onto the balcony one floor up!

So on our way back to the campground I had another chance to "smack that!" but the cow obviously had been harassed before so it dodged it (wow that sounds weird!).

So that night we all had a BLAST in the tent! It was me, Dallin Johnson (7th grader), Josh Banner, Zach Jensen, HIM2 (who is Ibrahim Quraishi the 3rd), and Gavin Klitgaard (so much for being anonymous, sorry if some creep comes to your house and rapes your soul!) in the tent and we PARTIED! There were Mike&Ikes, Beef Jerky, "Your Momma" jokes, and (my personal favorite) "that's what she said"s!

After all the chaos everyone besides me and HIM2 were asleep and we talked about out childhood and the several Ninja Missions we had gone on together. I would tell you my life story but...you know it would take a life time (NOT! I have probably one of the most typical suburban lives in the WORLD!!) We fell asleep on the cold, hard ground.

When I woke up I was told that a moose had been near our tent. And I am very glad that Josh (Banner) was not in the tent at the time because moose hate him and we would have been killed! Wouldn't that be just terrible for two Ninjas to die by a 'moose accident'!

Anyway we got ready for the day and went on the reservoir to canoe. And it was fun I was paired with HIM2, because Ninjas always are together! We found a cross and we got out of our canoes to check it out. I don't remember what it says but that's besides the point. My point is that we are Ninjas and we climbed the side of a reservoir!

So we eventually came to a small stream where we could see salmon! And (although we weren't supposed to) we went up stream to catch us some fish! We caught them with our hands and that was like the coolest part of the whole trip!

Well pretty much after that we packed up camp and played that ABC game on the way back home.


THE END

BORED!!!!

You know the world in ending when the Unicorn Ninja is bored!!!
Except for the amazing voleyball victory (GO FALCONS!!!) this week has been boring as poo!! (I know it's THAT bad!)
Today has probrably been the most boring day of my short life. When there were several people who are so much luckier then I am and they went on a field trip while I was rotting in my Seminary class taking the EXPLORE test!
But hopefully things will turn for the better because I have a Scout Campout Friday and Saturday and we have new, fricken' awesome, youth leaders!!

I'll tell you about that when the time comes!

The Adventures of ME, HIM, HIM, and HIM!

This week has been pretty fricken' awesome! Not only did I get mascot but I am the romantic spanish guy Don Joan Casanova (something like that) in our Rhapsodian Musical Thing.
Now I must tell you a story of epic porportions but because I am trying to be completely anonymous I am goin to use names that "ME" came up with.

It started out as just a lovely bikeride to Dan's. After we all entered the famous teenager hangout spot we headed to the usual drink isle and "ME" grabbed a liter of Mountain Dew and said "This stuff is liquid gold!" then tossed it with a spin and missed the catch and it hit the ground and exploded leaving the gold splattered all over isle 12! We then went to the front and told them of the waste. Then "ME" and "HIM3" bought thier drinks and "ME" was lucky enough that he didn't have to pay fo the liquid gold he spilt!
After that little mishap we went to the tiny man-made river across the street to chill for a sec. We then adventured around the area when "ME" made our story title he said" I will make this moment into a story The Adventures of ME, HIM, HIM, and HIM!." (And I was lucky enough to be HIM1)
We then decided to take our adventure to the next level and we debated to go through the large tube from where the water drained out of an unknown source to us. I, being the brave and muscular one was to lead us through the tube.
We then slowly started to go through the cobweb infested water tube when there was a loud sound above. They all yelled at me to go faster. HIM2 became so impatient and terrorfied that he ran past me ,getting his shoes wet, and dashed out the end of the tube. I got out nearly the same time to see a small creek, and on the other side, a pioneer looking house.
After we all got our first breath of good old oxygen we were scared out of our shorts (I think I was the only one there that was actually wearing shorts) when this ancient lady appeared acroos the river yelling "GET OUT OF HERE YOU BUGGERS! THIS IS PRIVATE!"
If only we had our video camera.
We took our chances with the busy road and ran for our lives from the lady whom we were surprised didn't have her shotgun. After we played Frogger across the deadly road we grabbed our bikes and went to make a movie. And no it did not involve a lady with a shotgun!

Do me a favor PLEASE!!!

Would you guys please do me the great favor of reading this and telling me what you think through email or comment or just tell me in the halls at school how I did and what I can do to make it better.

Prologue

These journals have been collected all around the world. They have been collected for one purpose only. To inform the public of the disaster to come.

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This first journal is the journal of the brilliant Jason Cobalt. He is 15 years of age and lives in a n arphanage three blocks away from the city's proud school Richmond High which he attends with his perfect 4.0 average. He has a special ability that no one knows except for one individual. And it isn't him .

1st Journal of Jason Cobalt

Today just might have been the best day of my entire life! I can't even believe my luck! I could have died at the end of the day and I would be satisfied with my life's work, and I'm only 15!

I decided just today that I was going to start a Journal to record my life's works and wonders to share for future generations to come, for one day I am going to be some some famous guy and everyone would like to know what events in this young boy's life made him the awesome man he is today!

This is definately one of them!

It started out as a regular beautiful day at Richmond High, for a regular day at school, for me at least, is a beautiful day at school because I love school... yeah I'm pretty much a nerd... a cool nerd.

If you are reading this you probrably didn't fall asleep and have thought of what to tell me here, through email, or at school what you think I should do to make this sound better or just tell me how awesome it is!

WOW!

This is pretty frickin' awesome.
I've always wanted to be in a Ninja Clan!
Havent you?
Well if you're reading this then...
WELCOME TO OUR GATHERING OF THE NINJA CLAN!

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